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I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
I feel like every year for my vegan anniversary I should just throw out a lot of confetti and go “I’M STILL ALIVE.” And my family will gasp in horror, and whisper quietly, “But how does she live without protein?”
the uterus contracts its blood supply to kill off the inner most layer of the uterus and people survive a week of that.
if you cut off the supply to a ball sack by twisting the nuts around you kill the person
who’s got weak junk now.
No matter how deeply you go, my voice will go with you.
cinnamon- apple oatmeal with soy milk, agave nectar & delicious toppings. (Yes, I had too much free time this morning.)
There’s a few things, about three things to my count, that I need each day.
One of them is something to look up to.
Another is something to look forward to.
And another is someone to chase.
My hero, that’s who I chase.
Now when I was 15 years old I had a very important person in my life come to me and say “Who’s your hero?”
And I said I don’t know, I got to think about that, give me a couple of weeks.
I come back two weeks later this person comes up and says “Who’s your hero?” And I said, I thought about it and you know who it is?
I said, it’s me in ten years.
So I turned 25 ten years later. That same person comes to me and goes “So are you a hero?”
And I was like, not even close! No no no.
She said, “Why?”
And I said, because my hero’s me at 35.
So you see, every day, every week, every month and every year of my life, my hero’s always ten years away.
I’m never going to be my hero. I’m not going to obtain that, I know I’m not. And that’s just fine with me cause that keeps me with somebody to keep on chasing.
So to any of us, whatever those things are: Whatever it is we look up to, whatever it is we look forward to, and whoever it is we’re chasing, to that I say amen.
To that I say, all right all right all right.
And to that I say, just keep living.” — Mathew McConaughey, The 86th Annual Academy Awards (via studiosixty)
Dot is the prettiest chicken. (Source.)
She is. <3